The Daily Sabs

but, well i like to torture animals.

and by torture i mean harass them with lights, and force them to do the cancan (minou, we were just getting started you know you would've looked great in a tutu of some sort). i also like to pick them up and snorgle them. it's a tough job, but someone has to do it, it keeps the lil' creatures grounded.

tonight i headed over to anneh's house where we watched top model (lucky for all of you, it was a swimsuit photo shoot, and i didn't bring mine, so i couldn't recreate it) and ates dinner. afterwards i forced her cats to goof around (including a segment which we call "cat hat"). sadly the joke is on me, as i'm somewhat allergic and now i'm feeling crazy. darn you cats! i'll get you next time.

ps. milo sort of has a laser light problem like jet. what's with animals today? can't they be happy with a squeaky toy?

meet jet. she's scottelbot's amazing pup. seriously i don't care how smart or awesome your dog is, this dog is the best behaved most awesomely trained dog i have ever met. i mean for crying outloud, she knows the command "cuteness" where she will lie down and put one paw on top of the other like she's posing for a senior portrait or something.

she is however also a bit dopey. you know the reflections caused by mirrors and lights? well this puppy can chase them around the house for hours. this evening her and i have invented a new game. i put the light on the wall in a place where she can reach it. she snaps for it, touches it with her nose, and then i swing the light to the opposite side of the wall, wait for her to snap/touch and then swing it back. we have done this for hours now - okay maybe just minutes, but still, either way scott's got a lot of dog drool to wipe off his walls.

i'd steal this puppy if i could, but despite the fact that we drove here, we are flying home tomorrow and trying not to check bags. that's right, we're flying home, without our car. don't even get me started.