The Daily Sabs

when looking at yesterday's photo (which apparently scared many of you weaksauces), dk told me that i had really big lips. she said it was a compliment, but it sounded funny, so i told her that today's picture would be upclose of my lips just for her. this way everyone could point out what big lips i have. and while it may be awesome now, i know for a fact that big lips weren't always so in vogue (seriously they weren't that awesome when i was younger). also, i don't think my lips are that big, i think they're pretty proportionate to the rest of everything else, which also happens to be big.

went outside to water the plants and found this sitting next to the strawberry pot. creatures, it is on!

ps. last year i had about 30 strawberries and only got to eat one.

pps. what sort of creatures do you think did this?

i hate this sort of beauty maintenance, i neglect it as long as i can, or until i visit my morm and she says her usual "can't you do something about that unicorn brow?" well folks, it's time to do something.

ps. sorry for all the recent upclose and personal eye photos.

pps. we are watching mythbusters right now, and the gal is clearly pregnant, but i love all the random shit they are making her stand in front of to hide it.

my eyes have been bothering me a lot this past week. as in enough to have to stop and put eyedrops in them sort of bothering me (and i don't wear contacts or glasses). i'm not sure why they're so bad, i think it's a combination of reading in poor light before bed, not sleeping enough, wind, and allergies. at some point today i walked into the bathroom and noticed that they looked really bloodshot. actually i am pretty sure i looked stoned. 

i forgot to take a picture then, so this is now at home (where they are still bloodshot, but not quite as bad). also i decided to opt out of the fun friday things my life had to offer (happy birthday laura, happy record release virginia), and just stay home. nerd friday returns.

ps. for the record, i was not getting high at work.

for the first time in my life, i hated being at the dentist. i haven't had that much dental work done (the standard cleanings, wisdom teeth removal, the usual stuff), but today there was a new gal who was a bit manhandly and not so gentle. she did the cleaning and the whole time i was squinting and making the "i'm in pain face." she kept saying sorry and readjusting the pressure on the tools, but man i could not wait for that thing to be over. afterwards the main dentist came back and took care of me. for a few minutes i kept thinking i was going to find a new one, but (1) i'm too lazy for that -- it's human nature i read it somewhere -- (2) he's actually a pretty good guy and i've been going there for over two years without problems, (3) his chair has a massager on it and you get to watch 30 rock while they clean your teeth.

yah, i got nothing today.