RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
yes, i wore this hat to work on public transportation. and yes, i continued to wear it while in the office (it was freezing in there today!). and yes, i am 30. and yes, i know this is the reason my mom's friends say that samshrew has a more sophisticated style than i do. and yes, i made weird noises while taking these pictures (it was something between a hiss and a growl, i only gave it 75%).
and no, i am not in a cast, those are lacy fingerless gloves and everyone thinks it's a cast and with some forethought i probably would have bought a different color. and no, i am not really in the woods, those are weird decorative pieces of wood that i put in our foyer.
and no, i am not ashamed of myself. i mean, you only wish you had this bear hat.
ps. when i open my mouth to do a fake yell or scream, my tongue always presses up against the roof of my mouth (this is the underside you're looking at). that's weird, no?