The Daily Sabs

today was suita's 13th birthday. who's suita? suita is burger's lil' puppy. to celebrate, burger rented some space at the K-9 playtime, and invited all the pups to come play. we didn't bring our dog though, i was worried the other pups would pee on her. what? you thought i didn't have a dog? um hello, this is jacquard, my sweet wooden pup. but don't let her sweetness fool you, she totally has a big bite.

oh and why jon hamm? we saw him tonight, he was in town performing at sf sketchfest. And apparently if you were at the slanted door this afternoon, you could've seen him and andy richter eat lunch. i didn't see them though, i was too busy at ike's.

It has been a day for eating.
Blueberries and yogurt, blt and taylor's onion rings, vanilla martinis, some sort of unagi with giant rice bowl, and then finally some kettle corn mixed with peanut m&ms. April (pictured in back) was to blame for that last unecessary item. She's an Enabler. It's terrible. Lucky for her I like her enough to ignore that fact.

remember the damn clarisonic cult i joined a while back? well i've officially drank the kool-aid. i love that damn thing. in fact, i love it so much i went out and decided i had to have the soniccare toothbrush so that my teeth could feel as squeaky clean as my face.

i'm pretty sure this is pathetic sounding, and i'm positive that you're all laughing at me. but when my teeth *bling* when i smile, who will be laughing then?

That randall he is a good for many things.

Ps. Randall thinks we look sad, I think we just look tired.

Pps. Keeping it short, lost is starting!

meet mr. moneybags, he used to be called "my baby tree" but he's gotten rather large and has outgrowned the baby name. we picked him up at ikea a few years ago when he was tiny, desktop sized (about the height of my hemline), and lived in a really small pot. now i should fess up, i'm not a great gardener. i tend to forget to water plants, and i definitely don't give them any extra nutrients. so what is the deal with this guy? he is humongous and won't stop growing. in fact i have nowhere to put him because he can't go too close to a window, and there's no space for him to hang out in the corner. so now he just sort of sits in the middle of the room demanding all of our attention. i'd complain, but if a money tree does well, that means we're gonna be rich, right?

in other news, the sweater i'm wearing is identical to one that angelica has. i know because i saw her wearing it, asked her where it was from, and went to the store at lunch and bought it (don't worry i asked her if it was okay first). bonus was that it on sale for 35 (down from 130!), plus i had a reward thing and so got it for 15. see? it was sort of impossible not to buy it.

ps. did you know that adult swim is showing episodes of look around you? you should give it a watch if you haven't already.

 

This evening randall wanted to stop by best buy on his way home from work. Originally the plan was to pop in, make the purchase and head home for a delicious and nutritious home cooked meal. However the taco truck in the parking lot was calling our name. Mmm carnitas.

Ps. Happy new year everyone!

i woke up with the worst headache, and a whole day later it still hasn't gone away. someone please make it stop.

sidenote: the state tribute was freeking awesome. it was so fun to hear their story from them.

ps: look how grossly dehydrated my lips are. yes, i'm pretty sure this is why i have this headache.

Burger and I heart the state, but burger hearts me more.

We just got out of the eureka theater where we saw the state live. We all giggled a lot (despite the lewd humor) and had great laughs. Angelica had a bonus laugh when the guy next to her said he'd try to be small.

ps. the title is reference to this - the state's magnum opus, which they performed live!

this was supposed to be a picture i took earlier on my blackberry, however after 5 attempts and 45 minutes the damn thing won't send. i can't tell if it's my phone (which yes is janked and broken in both corners but usually works just fine) or my network (which is horribly crappy in my house. i go from one bar, to sos to three bars in 5 seconds). and since the clock is quickly ticking down to midnight, i have given up and offer you this photo booth photo instead. phone, i hate you.

in other news we saw facebook improv this evening and it was great fun. Bonus was that 8 of the 11 state members were in the audience. i tried really hard not to stare. i think randall tried really hard not to point. i can not wait until tomorrow.

this evening randall and i headed to the herbst theatre to see amy sedaris in conversation with daniel handler. it was fun, but to be honest, it sounds better on paper. i thought the overall evening was just, meh, like the rest of my day.

during the audience q&a session someone asked amy what she collects. she said a lot of woodland creatures, but mostly wigs (she has over 30). i'd love to have that many wigs, but alas i only have one. however it is a sweet brown yarn wig that was crocheted by my mom, and something tells me it's going to trump most of the 30 ms. sedaris has.

ps. man my face is puffy today. think that might have something to do with awful diet of pizza for breakfast, cupcakes for lunch and burgers from dinner? the burgers were from absinthe, so that can't be that bad, right? *sigh*

pps. randall is watching law and order right now. what i want to know is why do the people talking to the police always have to be doing something else? are you telling me that if you police officers were questioning you about a murder, you would continue to open your mail or serve up hot dogs?