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Mar 25, 2009

a gal on a mission

after work i decided to pop by thrift town. i have a thing for polyester dresses and usually score when i'm there. besides randall was working late and it's a great way to kill time.

thrift town is only a few blocks from the bart station, but somehow during that brief walk, i was hit on five times, including one marriage proposal -- he seemed so sad when i told him i was already taken. i'm not sure why i got so much attention today. i guess the guys in the mission have a thing for polyester dresses, panda eyes, chubs face, and gross dirty bangs.

so ladies, if you need a little ego boost, throw on your polyester, don't wash your hair, and don't get enough sleep. if it works for me, it can work for you too!

ps. i almost scored with a sweet baby yellow dress, but it was just a tiny bit the wrong size, and i'd probably wear it once and then decide it was ill-fitting and sell it... okay, now i'm sort of wishing i'd bought it anyway.

posted by
3/26/09

That happens to me too. I could be wearing sweat pants with a scarf on my head and somehow, I get more attention than when I put effort into my attire. Maybe we seem more down to earth and approachable?


posted by
3/26/09

Everything about this post makes me happy. Most notably the grin on your face and the pineapples in the background. Pineapples are delicious.


posted by
3/26/09

missluxe - ha probably, but more likely i think suddenly we're in their league this way. Eye-wink

a - pineapples are indeed delicious!


posted by
3/29/09

That happens to me when I'm bloated like Shamuu on my period, sweating in the 100 degree Mediteranean heat in a train station at 5pm chock full of gorgeous Italian women. I was told that my "physique" was perfection, mind you I am 5"1 and overweight. Maybe he just liked big boobs? And you know what? The guy was cute. Other times they are old and nasty, but sometimes they are not bad, it's bizarre.


posted by
3/29/09

You are lovely. No wonder you get street Casanovas. I had a bad experience walking to that station the other night. Some drunken dude lurched at me and tried to grab my boobs. That really made me feel great.


posted by
3/29/09

biancolina - so funny with the "you know what, he was cute" i love it. who knows how these male brains work!

bella - of course he lurched at you, you're a hot momma! he just couldn't control himselfs.


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