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Sep 28, 2009

The one where I take my fat ass to the gym

Thanks to the candy madness, and overall lack of self control, my
jeans are starting to feel, oh shall we say snug?

This morning I woke up and said enough is enough. I told Randall I had
shocking news and that I would be home later than usual because I was
going to the gym after work. Shocking indeed. For a little while I
thought I might talk myself out of it, but I'm here on a dumb
elliptical sweating. Yuck. Make me come back tomorrow, okay? I could
use a literal kick start.