this was supposed to be a pic of me at the sugar hq holiday party, belting out the right stuff with annie, rachel and krista on backup. as you can clearly tell, it is not. i have misplaced the camera and can only hope that it's in the office somewhere (preferably on my desk) and not say, in the back of the taxi cab (where i'm sure it must be).
and instead of being in a jovial giddy mood where i tell you that although the karaoke machine did not have just a gigalo, i managed to belt out the banana boat song (that's right, the "DAY-OHHHHH" song) and cause shocked expressions of delight, panic, and awe on my co-workers faces, and how the party turned out to be a load of fun, i'm in a shitty mood and am telling you about how i'm slightly drunk (after all there was a lot of prosecco flowing tonight), more than a little bit angry at myself, and am now moping around the house. all of your are glad not to be randall right now.
also i just got off the phone with morm. we got into a dumb argument (go figure) and she hung up on me. only it wasn't in the usual way where she doesn't say goodbye and just hangs up (honestly, she does this, i am often just left holding the phone in awe), but in the way where she bitterly says, "fine, do what you want" and I semi-drunkenly say "wait, what i mean is..." only to realize that she hung up on me.
so in summary, camera = lost, sabs = upset mopey and drunk, picture = not as good as i intended - pretty crappy actually
ps. if you found my camera, please don't look at all the photos, there's like 25 outtakes from the daily sabs, and all of them are pretty terrible.
pps. single ladies, if he likes it then he should put a ring on it - brian make sure katie doesn't get one too soon.
ppps. sorry to anybody who actually enjoys proper grammar. usually this site is terrible, but that 2nd paragraph is nearly incomprehensible, and for that i apologize.