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Feb 25, 2010

letting my face breathe (why am i still at work?)

lately i've been breaking out like crazy. maybe it's the greasy pork chops or the fact that i now cook all vegetables in my new favorite habenero olive oil (lots of it). either way my face needed a breather. so today i didn't wear any makeup. this was fine for the first few fresh faced hours, but now that it's past 7 and i'm oddly still in the office, it's not looking so good. i squished my eyes up so you couldn't tell. but that's where all the madness is, look closely and you can see those hidden pandas and blemishes hidden in creases. also, while i'm vainly talking about my face, when did it get so goddamned wide? and how do i make it stop? how do i weigh exactly the same as i did 3 years ago but my face seems 5 times as round?

okay, going to pull my hair out if i don't leave here. nite.


Jan 9, 2009

you apparently can't fight nerd friday

after work i joined the pop gals for our standard friday beer o'clock. molly asked me what i was up to and i told her that i was meeting randall and some friends (that would be apes and dan) for drinks. she started to compliment me on escaping nerd friday, when i told her to hold that thought. you see, i was leaving beer o'clock to head to a literary death match. and while it's not traditional nerd friday, it's pretty damn nerdy.

only sadly, by the time we got to the elbo room, the place was packed. we took a spot near the side, but i could barely hear. i was also uncomfortable and wished i didn't wear heels. at the first judging, apes and dan went to stand on the other side, and i decided to call it quits. i've been tired all week, and my dinner of beers, vodka tonics, and jelly beans was sending me to sleepstown. so hey apes, i'm sorry for flaking.

ps. i do not recommend following said dinner with french fries for dessert. in fact, i do not recommend said dinner at all.