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Jul 27, 2009

my backyard missed me so much, it gave me a present. i didn't want it.

went out to water the plants and saw this guy passed out in the corner. i have no idea how he died. hopefully it wasn't the swine flu.

worst part is randall is out of town and so i had to do the "man of the house" job and deal with it myself. what good was getting married?