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Feb 17, 2009

you really shouldn't introduce us to your dogs (aka scottel is gonna have to wash his walls)


meet jet. she's scottelbot's amazing pup. seriously i don't care how smart or awesome your dog is, this dog is the best behaved most awesomely trained dog i have ever met. i mean for crying outloud, she knows the command "cuteness" where she will lie down and put one paw on top of the other like she's posing for a senior portrait or something.

she is however also a bit dopey. you know the reflections caused by mirrors and lights? well this puppy can chase them around the house for hours. this evening her and i have invented a new game. i put the light on the wall in a place where she can reach it. she snaps for it, touches it with her nose, and then i swing the light to the opposite side of the wall, wait for her to snap/touch and then swing it back. we have done this for hours now - okay maybe just minutes, but still, either way scott's got a lot of dog drool to wipe off his walls.

i'd steal this puppy if i could, but despite the fact that we drove here, we are flying home tomorrow and trying not to check bags. that's right, we're flying home, without our car. don't even get me started.


Feb 16, 2009

in which we kidnap maho & snappy and pretend we're still 6

this afternoon we all hopped on bikes and drove around portland. i called trike - i thought it was kitschy and fun, but little did i realize it was harder to drive and i would have to exert more energy. i also almost crashed, but we're not going to talk about that.

after lunch our bike gang rolled up to sbritt's house. he was too busy for us, but we kidnapped his sweet wife maho and their cute little puppy snappy. we then went to the local park and terrorized the childrens. now we're going to go crash a kid's birthday party. i dare say, i think you can see a pattern emerging.