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Mar 25, 2009

a gal on a mission

after work i decided to pop by thrift town. i have a thing for polyester dresses and usually score when i'm there. besides randall was working late and it's a great way to kill time.

thrift town is only a few blocks from the bart station, but somehow during that brief walk, i was hit on five times, including one marriage proposal -- he seemed so sad when i told him i was already taken. i'm not sure why i got so much attention today. i guess the guys in the mission have a thing for polyester dresses, panda eyes, chubs face, and gross dirty bangs.

so ladies, if you need a little ego boost, throw on your polyester, don't wash your hair, and don't get enough sleep. if it works for me, it can work for you too!

ps. i almost scored with a sweet baby yellow dress, but it was just a tiny bit the wrong size, and i'd probably wear it once and then decide it was ill-fitting and sell it... okay, now i'm sort of wishing i'd bought it anyway.