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Feb 14, 2009

Walker Oregon Ranger aka stuck on i5 in the middle of nowhere

As you can see, there is something wrong with this picture. In case you can't figure it out, it's the fact that I'm outside of the car and yet the car is still on the freeway. Okay so it's on the side of the freeway, but just barely.

Surrounding us are some pine trees, a mountain, some rain, walker (a kindly oregon state trooper who politely asked me to get back in my vehicle) and some big ass trucks. I was hoping to get more big ass trucks in the photo, but well they were sort of scary.

However all is not lost and thanks to ridiculously good roadside assistance, this will soon be remedied by a free 250 mile tow. (I know, right? This is what paying the extra cookie apparently gets you.)

Oh and, for all of those who thought we were ridic to drive, let's just never speak of this again.

ps. happy valentine's day.