When I left the house this morning, I popped on these white sunglasses. Before I actually stepped foot out the door, I asked randall if they were too much (you know with the shirt and the bobble white earrings and all). He just looked at me and said, "It's already too much, what's one more thing?"
Ladies and gentlemen, that is why I married him.

I just don't have the
energy to embrace my hipster self
). You
make a lovely couple.